Thursday, February 22, 2007
Monday, February 19, 2007
Tale of Two Gimmers
Wednesday, February 14, 2007
Now for the questions about the type of man I am looking for. That's easy, tall and handsome. But, that really narrows the field. How about, anyone taller than 5’6”, hair color: any ; eye color: any; Police record: No; Alcoholic: No; Sex Pervert: Maybe, that all depends
OK, now I have to post pictures of myself. There is the picture of me with the lamp shade on my head last new years eve. How about the one at the beach? No way! OK, how about the one standing next to my Mom? No, bad hair day. This is not getting any easier. I reconsider the lamp shade picture.
Lastly, I have to write a little something about myself. This is too much like homework. I need to get help with this, so I call Cindy over for a consultation. We manage to come up with something witty. I hold my breath and press the submit button. Yahoo!
Monday, February 12, 2007
Man Hunt by Cindy
For a single girl living on a ranch, in the middle of nowhere, finding eligible bachelors can be tricky. During the summer months, there are the farm auctions. Large numbers of men attend these auctions. Unfortunately, most of them are not single. Then there are the trips into town. Striking up a conversation with a man in the middle of Wal-Mart is possible, but totally unreliable. Meeting a man at the lumber mill was a bust. More saw dust between the ears than on the clothes. So Cindy and I have decided to try Internet Dating. At least we have a better chance of finding men that are single, intelligent and well groomed. We are off to Yahoo Personals to post our profiles. We will see if the claims are true. Can we shop for eligible bachelors at 2AM in our jammies? Can we find love over the Internet? Yahoo Personals
Thursday, February 8, 2007
How to Find a Man to Cut Your Firewood
There seem to be plenty of men in the valley willing to cut my firewood, but at what price? Hey, I am not that easy! I want to be, at least, wined and dined before I let you anywhere near my firewood.
Wednesday, February 7, 2007
How to Identify "Pervert Vulture Vulgaris" by Cindy
Tuesday, February 6, 2007
The Wood Stove - Getting Firewood
Sunday, February 4, 2007
Animal In Distress!!!!! by Cindy
Thursday, February 1, 2007
Tackling the Clothes Line
Our handy friend Jim, drops by and gives me some help with the nails. I wait until he leaves before attempting to stretch the old wire back up between the posts. No need to embarrass myself in front of the stronger sex. This takes me a couple of hours of untwisting and yanking, but I did it. I pat myself on the back. Maybe I can adapt to this new life. Never mind that anything heavier than a wet T-shirt makes the line droop to the ground.