How to Find a Man to Cut Your Firewood

City girls do not own chain saws. Manly outdoors men own chain saws. So the smart city girl finds a manly outdoors man with a chain saw to cut her firewood. This is the theory, at least.

There seem to be plenty of men in the valley willing to cut my firewood, but at what price? Hey, I am not that easy! I want to be, at least, wined and dined before I let you anywhere near my firewood.